Thursday, 17 March 2011

Big Baby Jesus pwnz teen mother.

Nothing like a bit of honesty. ODB - I salut you.

More cat time.


This blows.

The jury's still out as to whether or not this cool or a bit lame. Either way, quite impressive.

Cat time.

Cant - stop - watching - this...

Thursday, 6 January 2011

Putting a Donk on 2010.

Happy New Year, lovers! To get things started, here is a clip of the sign language lady doing Blackout Crews charming little ditty - Put a Donk on it.

Tuesday, 30 November 2010

Take That Jesus!


Monday, 11 October 2010

To the point.

This clearly isn't on the realz but I can't stop laughing at this! Bravo, Cat - Excellently delivered.

Update: Just read the comments and realised that it was from that spoof X-Factor thing that Peter Kay did a while back. Either way, very good...

Friday, 8 October 2010

Sexual Harassment Panda.

I've been quite into pandas recently. Here is a picture of me in a panda suit, an excellent advert from Egypt and a cheeky little song from South Park.

Favourite You Tube comment: that panda is a dick!!!!!!!!!!

Nobody's perfect.

Ain't that the truth! It's was also what the late Tony Curtis said he wanted on his tomb stone when asked a Q&A session some years back. He was referencing the final line in probably his most famous movie, Some Like it Hot.

Here is a clip from a film of his I've not seen called Don't Make Waves.

Fact: Sharon Tate was murdered whilst pregnant with Roman Polanski's child two years after this was filmed by Charles Mason's crew, thus proving there is no God. HAPPY FRIDAY!

Just because.

Prince Muppet.

In an otherwise shitty week, find comfort in knowing that out there, somewhere, is a muppet. If you're lucky, he (or she) is singing a song with Prince.

On top of a pile of money.

0.42 - Classic!

How do you sleep at night?

I really can't stand Jeremy Kyle. I totally get the appeal of watching hillbillies scrap on TV but at least with Springer you feel like he's one of us. In this clip a young pikey finds out 'he's the dad.' He then, beautifully I might add, throws and envelope at Kyle's head. Perfectly justified in my opinion...

Favorite You Tube comment: Jeremy Kyle is a fucking bellend.

Tuesday, 20 July 2010


OK minions, this blog might start getting even more neglected than usual. The reason is that I've started a new film review blog! It's called For What It Is but because that name is currently owned by a 22 year old Japanese girl from Philadelphia, the URL is

Exciting times people. Exciting times...

Funny phone pics.

What a super bitch.

I actually saw this lovely lady outside the Endurance is Soho about four years ago. Not taking a picture was not an option.

Thursday, 10 June 2010

The big question.

Been watching a lot of Seinfeld recently. It really is one of those shows that absolutely deserves all the credit it gets. On that note, here is a great bit of observation.

Happy feet.

This has girl has got mad feet skills! Actually, this clip is pretty good all round. If you've got time, wait till the very end - there a little P Diddy/Jonah Hill bonus bit. Incidentally, I met Jonah Hill once and he was a true gent.

For those aren't familiar with the early work of Steve Martin, here is his legendary Happy Feet bit. What a hero...

What a clown.

This little beauty arrived in my inbox this morning courtesy of my dear twin Leo. The email contained two essential words when describing a Youtube clip. Short and funny.

Thursday, 20 May 2010

Drunk monkeys.

This really is a case of the title says it all. Watch and learn...


God I loved this Pavement tune when I was at school.


This is the kind of guy that has no regrets. In a way I'm envious of people like this. In another way, you've got to be pretty fucking stoopid to get glasses tattooed on your face. Hey, swings and roundabout.

Thursday, 6 May 2010

Vote or DIE.

So, big day today. Who to vote for etc. Anyway I'm not getting into any of that here; here is a place of laughter and joy.

Take a look at this little clip created by Ali Graham - He's got bare skills AND it is on a political tip. For more things like this, consult

Tuesday, 27 April 2010


Sorry - far to awesome to not post.

Thursday, 22 April 2010

A big look.

An old buddy of mine posted this beauty on his Facebook page. What a massive look! I loved/love Check Your Head. Wouldn't it be nice if hip hop hadn't taken a hard left to Shitsville? Hey ho... Cheers Simeon for bringing this to my attention.

Wednesday, 21 April 2010


To make up for my slackness of late, here is a selection of amusing pictures I've collected from around the web. If you took these/made these pictures and have a problem with me posting them - go eat a hot bowl if dicks!

Just kidding - email me and remove them.

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

Guess who's...

back in the muthafuckin' house!

Monday, 12 April 2010


Should the crack ever gets too much, it's comforting to know that there is a spare Whitney waiting in the wings.

Thursday, 1 April 2010

NOT an April fool.

Just seen this and like it very much. Not a club mash up but seriously nice listening. Click on the title of this post and you'll find a place to download the album...

juicy-r [the notorious b.i.g.'s juicy vs. the xx's vcr] - wait what (mashup) from wait what on Vimeo.

Tuesday, 23 March 2010

Wu Banger.

Much like the Wu Tang themselves, this pizza aint nothing to fuck wit.

Wednesday, 17 March 2010

Chat Roulette.

If you didn't know - Chat Roulette is hilarious! Basically, it connects you to total strangers around the world. If you don't like the look of the person you can either abuse them or click next. Like everything on the internet, there is an evil side. Mostly guys with there dicks out. However - where there is evil, there is good...

Thanks to Lauren for sending this to me and making yesterday that much more amusing!

Wednesday, 10 March 2010


This is a pretty well circulated clip but if you haven't seen it, hold onto you hats. It's things like this that make life worth living. Take it away you muppets!

And for an added bonus - here is Miss Piggy's version of the wholesome, family friendly classic, 'Fuck the Pain Away' by the ever lovely Peaches.

Tuesday, 9 March 2010

Monday, 8 March 2010

Out with the old.

Out with the old and in with the new. About time too - the rip was from Bestival and the dark grease stain was from volleying a roast potato on Christmas day.

Friday, 5 March 2010


I saw this TV advert for Citron a few weeks ago that had some grainy footage of John Lennon talking. I didn’t catch what he was saying but it was clear that it had been messed with in order to appear that that he was plugging something.  At the time I felt it was a little on the unnecessary side but whatever. To be honest though, it didn’t seem like a very offensive advert and I had quickly forgot about it.

Fast forward to this morning. I’m listening to BBC 6 music and on the news was a report about Julian Lennon defending the decision to use John in the ad because he and Yoko simply want to make sure that John doesn’t disappear from peoples’ consciousness and money had nothing to do with it. Fair enough, but would people really forget? At this point, a quote I read on Popbitch a few weeks ago popped into head…

"I love all the old classic music. Bands like Take
That, that my mum used to listen to" - Pixie Lott

What. The. Fuck. I have nothing against Pixie Lott but really?? It wasn’t that long ago that I was talking to some whippersnapper about Hip Hop and they had no idea who Young MC was! For these reasons I back the Lennon’s. That is all.

The ad in question...

Tuesday, 2 March 2010


Two sweet parties - one lame one.


I found out last night that Guru had heart attack on the weekend leaving him in a coma. This information was confirmed buy DJ Premier on the radio show Hip Hop Nation on Sunday. He added that Guru was to have surgery yesterday afternoon.

No word as yet so keep those fingers crossed. Guru/Gangstarr have played a big part in keeping my ears entertained since my teens. Jazzmatazz vol.1 & 2 always reminds me of a week spent in Amsterdam when I was about 18 and Gangstarr’s Full Clip and DWYCK have been party staples since I started DJing. 

This is a picture of my ticket from when I saw Gangstarr as a yoof.


Maxim (given name)

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Maxim (Cyrillic: Максим), sometimes romanized as Maksim or Maksym, is a Russian male first name of Roman origin and is relatively common in Slavic-speaking countries. According to the register of the General Directorate of Moscow, "Maxim" was the second most popular male name for children born in Moscow. From March 16, 2005 to August 16, 2005, 1087 boys were named Maxim, behind Alexander at 1390. The name is derived from the Latin family name Maximus, meaning "the greatest".[1] Maxim is also a less well-known surname.

Meaning"The greatest"
Region of originRome
OriginLatin maximus.
PopularityPopular names page

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

Thursday, 18 February 2010


Just for the record, I didn't take this amazing picture... Not sure who did but I really hope it's legit!

Tuesday, 16 February 2010

Techno Chicken.

The title pretty much sums it up. Had me laughing...

At last.

A mash up of my two favorite movies.

Monday, 15 February 2010

My Wife! My Family!

So funny! What a hero...

Friday, 12 February 2010

Freaks and Geeks.

This is from an American TV show produced by Judd Apatow which had Seth Rogan and Jason Segel in it. I've not seen it but it looks pretty, pretty, pretty funny.

Win no.2.

AND one of these.


I really want one of these.


This clip is amazing/hypnotic... Its 1 million fps (?) slow motion video of bullets impacting. Apparently the tune is 'Temple' by J-Punch (tribal remix) in case you were wondering but heads up, I got that info from the comments... BLAP!

Spike Jonze thing.


Wednesday, 10 February 2010

The guy is a clown.

You've got to love a we executed prank. This newspaper cutting is a prime example and ties in nicely with a little clip that proved quite the success on my Facebook page!


This is spooky. Can’t see Dawkins landing a Burberry/Chanel campaign though…